~LordSnap

Well, its kind of a sad day for me. I had to break up with my girlfriend. I feel bad that it was the sex that did our relationship in. There were some things that I just couldn't get over.

Here is a little background. My ex is a clown . . . literally. I mean, that's her job. Now, I am fine with that. She has a great sense of humor and loves kids and whatnot. But, she seemed to have a hard time keeping that out of the bedroom. Here are some examples.

First, on more than one occasion she called out someone else's name when we were getting it on, specifically, Bozo.

Second, she was a wizard at balloon animals and sometimes she treated my johnson like one. Sure it was fun when she was "blowing" him up, but all the twisting and folding was downright painful!

But the final thing that I just couldn't get past was going down on her. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE eating pussy . . . but face it . . . clown's just taste funny.