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Entry, the Sixth

Journal Entry: Fri Jul 18, 2008, 4:36 AM
Well, its kind of a sad day for me. I had to break up with my girlfriend. I feel bad that it was the sex that did our relationship in. There were some things that I just couldn't get over.

Here is a little background. My ex is a clown . . . literally. I mean, that's her job. Now, I am fine with that. She has a great sense of humor and loves kids and whatnot. But, she seemed to have a hard time keeping that out of the bedroom. Here are some examples.

First, on more than one occasion she called out someone else's name when we were getting it on, specifically, Bozo.

Second, she was a wizard at balloon animals and sometimes she treated my johnson like one. Sure it was fun when she was "blowing" him up, but all the twisting and folding was downright painful!

But the final thing that I just couldn't get past was going down on her. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE eating pussy . . . but face it . . . clown's just taste funny.

  • Mood: It's Hot
  • Listening to: Alan Parson's Project
  • Reading: eMail
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Banana
  • Drinking: Iced Coffee

Devious Information

  • Current Age: I act like I am 14. Truth is much MUCH older
  • Favourite movie: The Devil in Miss Jones
  • Favourite band or musician: Upper Crust
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock
  • Wallpaper of choice: Scratch and Sniff
  • Skin of choice: My S.O.'s, especially when I am massaging her.
  • Favourite game: Naughty Nurse and the Sponge Bath of Doom
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Fritz the Cat
  • Personal Quote: I'll be mellow when I'm dead
  • Tools of the Trade: The answer to this would be SO much better if I were a male prostitute.

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~sarah-erzsebet:iconsarah-erzsebet: 3 days 1 hour ago
Thanks for the :+fav: on Bliss.

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*johnnyflamethrower:iconjohnnyflamethrower: 3 days 3 hours ago
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~bumshti:iconbumshti: 3 days 20 hours ago
Hi, Thanks so much for the favs ^^!
*BDCX2:iconBDCX2: 4 days 8 hours ago Mood: Love
thxs for fave
*torveniusphoto:icontorveniusphoto: 4 days 8 hours ago
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~bumshti:iconbumshti: 5 days 23 minutes ago
Hi, Thanks for the fav ^^!
~velvetmidnight:iconvelvetmidnight: 5 days 19 hours ago
i'm really pleased that you enjoyed [link] Preparing, LordSnap, and thrilled to be among your favourites! :heart:

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~Kish-DazedNConfused:iconKish-DazedNConfused: 6 days 7 hours ago
Oh yes, I know. They've already tore apart my new shoes and found ways to escape from the garden.

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~LordSnap:iconLordSnap: 6 days 8 hours ago
Thanks for the cute-ness overload. You are certainly going to have your hands full in a few months.

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~Kish-DazedNConfused:iconKish-DazedNConfused: 6 days 9 hours ago
thanks for the fave!

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*armene:iconarmene: Jun 25, 2008, 6:26:53 AM Mood: Love
thank you for the :+fav:s

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~karyanakyoko:iconkaryanakyoko: Jun 24, 2008, 7:57:37 PM
I also have IDD Intention Deficit Disorder....I intended for one thing to happen, but...

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~LordSnap:iconLordSnap: Jun 24, 2008, 11:26:24 AM
I swear that girl has HDADD.
High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. When she *does* pay attention . . . its AMAZING! :popcorn:

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Girl don't stop that screamin'
You're sounding so sincere
So much beauty
In the tracks of your tears

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~Yaz987:iconYaz987: Jun 21, 2008, 1:14:35 PM
Thaks for the fave :)
*edaoust:iconedaoust: Jun 20, 2008, 11:50:48 AM
Thank you very much for the :+fav:! :)

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~jstem:iconjstem: Jun 20, 2008, 4:48:39 AM
Thanks for the :+fav:s

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~karyanakyoko:iconkaryanakyoko: Jun 18, 2008, 6:20:10 PM
How do you play: "Naughty Nurse and the Sponge Bath of Doom"? That sounds like fun! Ooo....

*Attention caught by shiny object...Goes off to play*

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*lexiconoclast:iconlexiconoclast: Jun 2, 2008, 1:22:49 PM
hey man thanks for the favs

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~subshopautumn:iconsubshopautumn: May 17, 2008, 3:00:49 PM
Thanks for adding me to your faves list! You can see more at my site, Sub-Shop.com [link] too! :wave:

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*roperookie:iconroperookie: May 15, 2008, 1:03:55 PM
Thanx for the watch!

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*seductivebyatchstock:iconseductivebyatchstock: May 11, 2008, 12:57:37 AM
Thank you Milord for all the :+fav:'s i am honored.

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~jstem:iconjstem: May 9, 2008, 4:31:37 AM
Thanks for the :+fav:

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~VinNoir:iconVinNoir: May 1, 2008, 12:29:11 PM
many thanks for the + fav :kiss:

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*SeductiveByatch:iconSeductiveByatch: May 1, 2008, 1:58:22 AM
That will be nice i am looking forward to it.

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~Mistress-Flame:iconMistress-Flame: Apr 30, 2008, 8:58:43 AM
Thanks for the DevWatch .. very much appreciated .. hehehe

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